Two hours into the trip I decided to stop and check on the kids. After a few minutes of 'where did I put Stella Keys' I opted for the 'spare set'. You'll never guess where I found the keys....

Yes... they held on and I am happy they did!
Upon my arrival at the KOA there was the 'Annual Gospel Songfest', before getting too excited. This was Kentucky's version of Gospel, all white and seemingly all anti everything that isn't white Christian. Being a Christian I am not certain if I needed to be concerned with the 'cross' designed in the bottom of the pool, the non existence of anyone of color, or the fact that I was terribly out of place by the not so friendly greeting when I arrived to the 'why are you bringing me the shoes/pants of the camper that drove off and left them'? I have a feeling they are not going to call the couple that left the pair of Merrell's and Polo jeans behind.
75% of the campers seemed to be full-timers and mowing under their RVs, hoses, etc. was an option. It rained, poured and pretty much left most campers in 1" to 2" of standing water. Needless to say, instead of building up the campground before building it, they just dug down. This place will continue to have standing water after rain storms.
I spent Aug 26th through Sept 4th and left before their Labor Day Bash. I mean why stay?
I can honestly say this was the strangest KOA to date. I highly doubt I would ever stay here again and if I did it would not be for more than one night on a pass through. The Wi-Fi is basically non existent (weak signal), but the Verizon signal was 4 bars! I was able to easily work with no interruptions. I was on site B002, for whatever that is worth. Most of the sites seem to all be the same size. I felt safe, but I did not feel welcome.
Very happy to be moving on to my next stop!